Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018

butterfly my meat

when someone does a "butterfly kiss" on your cock

My partner was giving me a blow and then they started to butterfly my meat, it was so hot!

by d-i-n-o-s-a-u-r November 17, 2011

Skeet on my meat

A term us to dis you

Bitch skeet on my meat

by Yeet on my meat June 16, 2018

Sweet in my meat

1. An erection.
2. The cause of an erection.

(2.) "Alli, you're the sweet in my meat."

by Max Maxwell September 1, 2006

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

yeet my meat

you throw you meat around while your sitting lonely in your bedroom with no friends or a girlfriend

friend: I yeet my meat to the beat

me: your a fucking idiot

by lil_dylanraps October 2, 2019