My ass is blue why

Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!
"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020
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Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.
Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.
by Fishyotter May 17, 2018
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make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.
I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.
by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006
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Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.
Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.
by The Cure September 22, 2008
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the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?
by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003
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An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still
by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020
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My Blue Person

blue is the person you met and instantly clicked with they're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. they walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of you.
by T-saurus January 10, 2025
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