gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!
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Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
by JustAnotherUselessUser June 2, 2019
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