methie

(n) The unfortunate results of trying to take a selfie which overly-enthused, and ending up looking like you're sending out a warning for people to be on the look out for the crazy person looking to score.

"I know Sean wanted to show he was excited to have defeated that pig in wrestling, but he took a methie, poor dude."

by AdamPK September 8, 2013

Muthicide

The act of stalking, staring, or annoying someone to death

Jeff: Hey where's Craig?

Bill: Oh Austin kept staring at him and committed Muthicide.

by anonymous2.000000000000 May 12, 2015

Muther Hubbard

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.

Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"

by kayeffsea April 11, 2019

Mathieu

A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.

"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

Mutie

Mute (noun) is a creature, most often human, who has been mutated by radiation and acuired monster-like properties, such as green skin, huge muscle growth, warts and disfigurations. This is usualy acompanied by lowered intelect, increased resilliance, and an intense hatred of people unnafected (see normies)

Fuckin' muties ain't gonna get in MY bomb shelter.

Them muties have been stealin' my chickens again.

by Pügsly September 29, 2003

Pushin' Mushies

"Pushin' Mushies" is an incredibly versatile phrase having applications that apply to disparate subject matter

1. That thing that kitty-cats do when they step onto a soft, bouncy surface and gently push their paws into it

2. Pooping

3. Dealing psychotropic mushrooms

4. arch. Selling exotic beanie-babies on the black market

You to your roommate from the bathroom: Yo, can you answer the door? I'm pushin' mushies in here.

or

Before he was just selling herb, but I hear he recently started pushin' mushies.

by matato May 22, 2010

Mushie Cookie

A homo-erotic game played by a group of males circle jerking onto a cookie. The object of the game is to cum/ejaculate the fastest or first. As the group cums/ejaculates onto the cookie the last person in the group to cum/ejaculate then has to eat the cum coverd cookie.

BON APATITE'!!!

Yah I know pretty fuckin disgusting right ...

Well hey don't get mad at me, your the 1 who played the game and then told me about it.

Billy - Hey you guys wanna play mushie cookie?
Group of boys - Yahhh!!!!

Billy - Ok Brian go grab the Oreo's

....7 mins later....

Some bodies sons got a mouth full of CUM!!!

GOT MILK???

by G-white November 25, 2009