beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

by miketrudat June 1, 2010

Port Muscles

The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.

After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.

by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009

Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.

yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!

by Black Cocks December 8, 2010

Dusticles

The word refers to the dust that occupies your ball sack after not showering for days. May also refer to a very dumb indiviual from British Columbia who fails at everything except failing.

I got a bad case of dusticles.. I better go shower!

Hey dusticles, quit bein' so fucking stupid and do your homework!

by DustyIsFiending April 11, 2009

sex muscles

The curves of well-defined abdominal muscles that start at the lateral iliac crests and end medially at the pubic tubercle. They form the "V" that outlines a 6-pack. They are referred to as such both because they can be worked out during sexual activity, and possession of such musculature makes you want to have sex with that person.

Did you see his sex muscles when he took his shirt off? I think i just peed my pants a little.

by dichron October 30, 2007

Muscles Liu

This man is made of purely protein powder and gainz. He is absolutely massive and shares he dedication and hard work with all of his snapchat followers. Whether its pictures of pre/post workout meals, or just the amazing size of the dumbbells he is using, this beast motivates all his fans to be just like him.

"Yo did you see Muscles Liu 's story?"
"Which one? He posted about 57 today."

by hueuby January 30, 2017

Wii muscles

The parts of your body that end up hurting after an especially intense Wii session.

Random person #1: "Oww! My Arm hurts so much! Way too much bowling!"
Random person #2: "Gotta work on your Wii muscles"

by Bizzi January 7, 2009