mustachagge

A massage given to a person's mustache.

This morning he leaned in for a kiss and I said not until you've had your mustachagge!

by glittersmith October 27, 2014

Mustachio

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021

queermo mustachio

A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.

Ah ha ha! You're a queermo mustachio! God damn! Your mustache goes for miles!

by MustGoGo November 26, 2005

Mustachi

The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.

Gaggle of mustachi at 4 o'clock.

by chikenwookee December 9, 2009

mustachio

A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.

Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.

by deez nuts42 September 8, 2010

mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006

mustanging

dancing like a stripper with co-workers

Eric was mustanging it at the Jack Daniels saloon last weekend

by LZD June 17, 2008