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Mussolini Masher

For pleasure purposes: when an Italian lady playfully inserts gabagool into a man’s urethra.
Hey Tony, my little caro… ready for a Mussolini Masher? Make sure the gabagool didn’t escape the fridge!

Tangerine Mussolini

Due to the orange tinge of the make-up he wears on his face and his dictatorial approach to politics, Donald Trump is known as the Tangerine Mussolini.
The Tangerine Mussolini asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Tangerine Mussolini by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.
"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."
Cheeto Mussolini by Il Toto April 1, 2017

Marmalade Mussolini 

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.
Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

Mango Mussolini 

"How the hell did Mango Mussolini win the 2016 election????"

"Mango Mussolini is going to get us killed!"

"How did Mango Mussolini get into UPenn??"

"Does Mango Mussolini read his briefings??"

"I wish Mango Mussolini believed in science, but he's the same guy who paid someone to take his SATs for him, so I get why he's stupid."

"Not all Republicans suck Mango Mussolini's dick. George Bush wouldn't, but almost everyone else of them would in a heartbeat."
Mango Mussolini by Bajabear July 8, 2020

Marinate the Mussolini 

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman after intercourse, while you both sleep. Having been marinating inside the woman for several hours the end product will look similar to Benito Mussolini, old and wrinkly. Use in the spooning position for best results.
Tonight babe, I want to try to marinate the Mussolini, you in? I mean... am I in?
Marinate the Mussolini by RootsofWar November 22, 2011