musty milton

when someone farts in someone face but more than gas comes out

sherly:what did you do with you boyfriend suzy

suzy: he gave me a musty milton

sherly:ewww

Suzy: i love that shit

by the diddler ? May 7, 2008

musty custy

A dirty ass mother fucker bitch, that comes to a restaurant right before it closes.

Can you believe this musty custy just came in here?

by Bill Bundles March 29, 2015

Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

mushy

Overly sentimental or affectionate in a cliche'd way

Some of the love scenes were extremely mushy

by G-M-C March 23, 2005

Musty

A odor (usually sweat) that smells like wild onions

-girl walks past-
-Guy to friend- "She really needs some deodorant

-friend- "yeah she musty"

by BigGirlsStandBack August 6, 2019

Musty Buffalo

Licking the prolapsed anus of a veteran porn star.

Cole got pink eye after doing the musty buffalo on that skank he took home from the strip club.

by refriedchicken February 22, 2013

Musty Brown

A Morbidly obese child who smells like shit and cannot get layed or even talk to women successfully. as a result of that he is a very violent motherfucker and repeated says the word "nigga" even though he is white. a "Musty Brown" will talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to fighting all he knows is the legendary move the "WINDMILL" what a fag right?

Austin:"MAAAAAh i was smoking all dat good weed nigga"

Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"

by Miranda i like yo shoes March 26, 2013