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Manningfreude

pleasure derived from the misery or misfortune of Peyton Manning.
After watching a dejected Peyton Manning walk off the field as the Saints defeated the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV, I was overwhelmed with Manningfreude.

Ricky thought he had experienced bouts of mania following repeated exposure to the Manning face, but his physician later diagnosed him with extreme Manningfreude.
by Rabbit Mountaineer February 7, 2010
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Minning

A person who is a genius, kind, and extremely athletic. A Minning is a person who everybody wishes they were.
"Hey man, that guy is so like a Minning"
"Yeah, he's so cool and smart"
"I wish I could be more like him"
by binleet7865 November 5, 2020
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corpse munging

The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.
Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"
by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006
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Eli Manning

Eli Manning is now a bonafide New York Legend.
by Lefter Gasping February 3, 2008
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Manning

Manning is know to be a top tear in anything he does.He’s also know to be great with the ladies and has a stunning personality and really funny at times.A Manning is normal really anti-social and likes to get things done on his own.
He’s such a Manning
by Samuel Johnnson March 31, 2020
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Manninghaming

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.
A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."
by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009
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Manningham

A fucked up area in bradford where you'll get jumped for 50p and a drug dealer on every street
Person:where u from
Me: manningham
Person:"fucking bolts"
by Bd8gang January 31, 2020
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