Malloree

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.

mallory love funny sweet malloree

by Jamcd March 5, 2014

MALLOWDOG

CAMP FIRE MARSHMALLOWS ON A HOT DOG BUN.

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.

by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

mallowing

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

by demarze June 1, 2016

Mellohi

1) The uneasy sense that everything isn't right

2) a feeling of sorrow, despair, or unhappiness mixed with anger

Person 1: "dude, you're so Mellohi."

Person 2: "yeah, I just can't believe they did that."

by aipc December 27, 2021

xo.mello

the hottest mf ever. currently engaged to scythe. she’s on the toilet 24/7 and almost got run over the other day.

“do you know where xo.mello is?”
“idk, probably taking a shit.”

by UR MOM LMFAOOOO March 30, 2021

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.

“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006

malloc

malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.

"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"

by Dave E. August 17, 2004