Brody Muir

Someone who wants their cruiseship to sink

Brody is a Brody Muir

by MrKrabsNeHNc August 5, 2022

Ellie Muir

Known for selling crack (occasional heroin). 10/10 definitely would fuck your mom (probably already has). Extremely self destructive but in the best way possible. Aside from that she's actually really sweet and likes to have a good time.

Person #1: Wanna go party?
Person #2: Only if Ellie Muir is there!!!
Person #1: Oh God, she fucked my mom last night.

by honestbimbo May 17, 2019

Jack Muir

Jack Muir is transgender, photosynthesis, bisexual, non-binary, tall, dark, and handsome. He often falls asleep on facetime with his mouth wide open probably thinking of other men's dingaling. He is alpha male, and his only personality trait is a soccer ball. He tries of show off his gains and abs. He only wears a Simpson shirt, nothing else and calls it a fit.

Look at Jack Muir! no but look at tim. His dad is hot asf

by adolf rizzler December 3, 2022

Eva Muir

Short but sweet.

Eva Muir is so small but so cuddly so lucky to have her sweet smile around

by achoo256 July 10, 2022

muire

The best ever so funny the kindest soul ever. So forgiving even when you think your friendship is over age just laughs and everything is better good looking. The Best

I’d love if every girl was like a Muire

by Akmene13 December 12, 2017

Scott Muir

A man who hurts women consistently, beats them, impregnates them and jumps to the next girl he can get use out of. Will never pay off a debt owed to a single soul, or provide for the children he makes. Unstable. Mentally I'll. Chases highs, typically coke. Lies pathologically

Man that's a muir move.

Yeah he was with a girl for 2 years. Then he pulled a Scott Muir.

by D.h. June 11, 2020

Ellie Muir

If you have the chance to encounter Ellie Muir, be afraid but also excited. Things with ellie go from 0-60 really quick, but it's so much fun when it happens. You can only hope ellie chooses to bring you along for the crackhead life she lives. Most of the craziness isn't her fault, she just attracts it.

Person #1: Dude, Ellie Muir just went off on that person, it was wild.
Person#2: Yeah but then she apologized and did mo**y with the principal!
Person #1: I'm afraid, but excited!

by feetfetish69jakepaul May 17, 2019