muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

Muffin Man

drug dealer

I'm going down to the corner to see the Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016

Muffin Man

Scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the Frank Zappa Song "Muffin Man". The Muffin Man works in the lab at the utility muffin Research kitchen. He works tirelessly to design new and better muffins for the rest of us. He is extremely passionate about his work, and firmly believes that Muffins are the best food on earth.

"Later he the muffin man says:

Some people... SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"

by Britawaterfilterjuice March 2, 2010

MuffinMilk

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.

-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.

by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009

muffin man

A term used to describe someone outside of a social group

Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.

"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"

Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Nope."

by sedoop April 4, 2015

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

muffincunt

Muffincunt: 1) A vagina that is so large and swollen it appears to take the shape of a muffin, being rather bulbous.

2) A term of endearment used towards a lady who is fellatious, but has a heart of gold.

1) God, Tammy had such a muffincunt! It was disgusting!

2) God muffincunt, you crack me up!

by Big Ben September 12, 2004