Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by Chetchez October 21, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.

What's a muff cabbage?

Muff Cabbage by oFace Killah October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls

That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by Zzkconncar October 18, 2010

muff cabbage 

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

muff cabbage by MHG13 October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by AEPi Guy October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by Loose Finger Louie October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.

1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by sup69xoxo October 18, 2010