elise mueller

the sexiest man alive

man that elise mueller is the sexist man alive!!!!!!

by Kurapikasupremicy February 23, 2022

Mueller's syndrome

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.

Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome

by Pornhubsavedmymarriage April 03, 2020

Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.

My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.

by gshook November 30, 2023

muellered

When you get federally prosecuted by Robert Mueller and his Federal Bureau of Investigation.

George Papadopoulos got muellered.

Did you hear about Michael T. Flynn getting muellered?

by S. Jay Double You February 28, 2018

FADE MUELLER

When a male or female does not ride Mueller's picks as they want to maintain their net worth

Fat Frish didn't want to loose his car or money so he decided to FADE MUELLER

by shteven lush February 04, 2020

mrs mueller

The best teacher you could ever ask for. She’s nice, funny, and she is amazing all around. She will get on ur nerves, but she’s sweet and confident

Mrs mueller just gave me the biggest hug! I love her I wish she was my teacher!

by Aaliyahvibez21 May 17, 2022

Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021