Mueller

When having intimate sex and your penis goes flaccid for no reason.

I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.

by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019

muellerizing

Meaning to perform a process with gaps in accountability, bureaucratic fumbling, and a general lack of sense. Popularized by Nicole Wallace on her MSNBC TV show Dateline: White House when discussing the 1/6 committee.

In an effort to avoid the display of military uniforms during the insurrection the authorities ended up muellerizing the process of deploying troops to defend the congress.

by lawandco November 19, 2021

[muellering]

Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.

FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."

by QUILL News May 30, 2019

Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

elise mueller

the sexiest man alive

man that elise mueller is the sexist man alive!!!!!!

by Kurapikasupremicy February 23, 2022

mrs mueller

The best teacher you could ever ask for. She’s nice, funny, and she is amazing all around. She will get on ur nerves, but she’s sweet and confident

Mrs mueller just gave me the biggest hug! I love her I wish she was my teacher!

by Aaliyahvibez21 May 17, 2022

FADE MUELLER

When a male or female does not ride Mueller's picks as they want to maintain their net worth

Fat Frish didn't want to loose his car or money so he decided to FADE MUELLER

by shteven lush February 4, 2020