A mousy girl is a girl who is small, petite, and adorable. However, she has no distinguishing features. Often she was the girl overlooked in highschool. She is basically a plain Jane. Yet astonishingly gets the attention of all the boys. While other girls look on in shock and amazement. Why you ask do boys like these mousy girls? Because they are small and the boys they attract just want to manhandle them. Therefore, mousy girls get all the boys.
Carl: Look at that mousy girl I could totally manhandle her
Scott: Dude go for it! Just think of how you could toss her around!
Scott: Dude go for it! Just think of how you could toss her around!
by mousy girl hater May 7, 2010
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Same as curtled cooter. A vagina that has a foul smell. This word is used by women in Southern Illinois.
That old lady has mossybondo!
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“Have you heard of mossycxbble?”
“Who are they?”
“They’re a cool and funny tiktoker who’s relatable”
“Who are they?”
“They’re a cool and funny tiktoker who’s relatable”
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1. to cheat on one's partner. Cheating
2. to make a series of mistakes, each one more incredulous than the last, to the amusement of others
3. to air one's laundry in public
4. to embarass one's girlfriend by letting everyone know personal details
5. to use an internet confession as a means of boasting about ones sexual prowess
The Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assassinate the character of the "Moyseyee". This course of action will usually come about as a way of attempting to clear the Moysers own name due to unsolicited information being made public by a third party with dubious intentions.
1. to cheat on one's partner. Cheating
2. to make a series of mistakes, each one more incredulous than the last, to the amusement of others
3. to air one's laundry in public
4. to embarass one's girlfriend by letting everyone know personal details
5. to use an internet confession as a means of boasting about ones sexual prowess
The Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assassinate the character of the "Moyseyee". This course of action will usually come about as a way of attempting to clear the Moysers own name due to unsolicited information being made public by a third party with dubious intentions.
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We began kissing, which then turned into more passionate kissing and then eventually me going down on her. I've been told that she states she was trying to keep her knickers on however I remember quite clearly this not being the case. They actually came off very easily; she even helped me remove them After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after because by this point it was almost 6am.
I have been told today that she claims that she was paralytic at the time (true - as was I) and not conscious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also surprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder...something that she told afterwards - "My last boyfriend never done me like that" (sic)
In short, I gave her a right good old Moyseying
We began kissing, which then turned into more passionate kissing and then eventually me going down on her. I've been told that she states she was trying to keep her knickers on however I remember quite clearly this not being the case. They actually came off very easily; she even helped me remove them After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after because by this point it was almost 6am.
I have been told today that she claims that she was paralytic at the time (true - as was I) and not conscious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also surprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder...something that she told afterwards - "My last boyfriend never done me like that" (sic)
In short, I gave her a right good old Moyseying
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