mouth breather
mouth breather by ===0) December 29, 2004
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mouth-breather
1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose
2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.
2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.
mouth-breather by Randall Wynn April 13, 2008
Mouth Breather
A person who breathes through their mouth, thus having their mouth hang open. Their mouth can be anywhere from barely open, to gaping, and usually the more open it is, the more idiotic, and unintelligent they look. Mouth Breathers may or may not be intelligent, however, due to the fact that they don't realize their mouth is gaping, they just look like a moron, who may drool at any moment, but is deffinately sucking in as much air as possible.
Mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn't smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. All tend to appear as the latter.
People who are sick and can't actually breathe through their noses do not count.
Mouth breathers tend to be people who are bored, zoning out, very focused on something, someone with huge lips, or someone who isn't smart enough to realize their mouth is hanging open, catching flys. All tend to appear as the latter.
People who are sick and can't actually breathe through their noses do not count.
Katie: "I was sitting in class, and I looked over at Fred, who was staring dead eyed at the board with his mouth hanging open, like an idiot"
Rachel: "Ew, what a Mouth Breather"
Rachel: "Ew, what a Mouth Breather"
Mouth Breather by JelloLove September 15, 2010
Open Mouth Breather
Open Mouth Breather - An individual that breathes through their mouth when not exerted. The individual appears to be, and ususally is, perpetually confused, not very bright, an idiot.
You see someone from Wisconsin driving along. As you pass them you see their profile and their mouth is wide open, an Open Mouth Breather. Although they are looking straight ahead, they don't see traffic stopping and slam their brakes on at the last moment. This is an example of an OMB (Open Mouth Breather)
Open Mouth Breather by Nicholas Esayian November 2, 2007
Open-Mouth Breather
Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.
All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouth breathers I've ever seen.
Open-Mouth Breather by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
mouth breather
A person of inferior intellect that lacks the faculties to recognize he is breathing heavily through his drooping open mouth; one who watches Fox News and Nascar with religious zeal.
mouth breather by Joe Flood September 13, 2007
Mouth Breather
A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.
1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.
Mouth Breather by Douglas Page February 22, 2005