Skip to main content

Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
by Filiosp April 14, 2020
mugGet the Moses Fart mug.

welsh_mosher

slightly quiet member of thesite.

doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's sure to be random
person a - does anyone know where i can find info on the war?
welsh_mosher - a book?
by welshjemz February 14, 2005
mugGet the welsh_mosher mug.
Related Words
Mosue RJ Mosuela moshers Mosterest moster Möse Moshe mossed Mosey moser

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.
"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."
by jc42069 November 21, 2017
mugGet the nose moses mug.

Ground Zero Mosque

An interfaith religious community center that is to be located two blocks away from Ground Zero. Some people think that the location is insensitive because it is a house of worship for Muslims and extremist Muslims attacked us on 9-11-01. Almost everyone who supports it is UN-American because they believe in freedom of religion for Muslims that haven't the slightest connection with Al-Qaeda.
Hey Bob, do you believe that the Ground Zero Mosque should be built? Hell no, its a victory for the terrorists.
by bbare89 September 26, 2010
mugGet the Ground Zero Mosque mug.

mosdef

shortened form for 'most definitely'
A: you gonna come out tonight?
B: oh mosdef!
by AznC June 18, 2003
mugGet the mosdef mug.

Drop a moses

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.
Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.
by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006
mugGet the Drop a moses mug.

Moshe

A traditional Jewish name for proud Jews. Moses correctly pronounced is Moshe. Like Moses, Moshes are naturally leaders almost always smart, gets things done, occasionally humble above all they always hustle.
This guy calling out thinks he's a Moshe

Guy One - We need need a clever Rabbi that will connect with our dying congregation

Guy Two - Get a Moshe (DUH)
by Realsavagenigaz36 April 9, 2019
mugGet the Moshe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email