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mormon sized

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A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
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Moron Sauce

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A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!
by AEI December 15, 2008
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mormon soak

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A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly..
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
"Hey Leo wanna Mormon Soak?"

"Sure Sally!"
by RealJesusKiddi March 25, 2017
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Moron Sauce

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A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!
by AEI July 9, 2007
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mormon second base

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A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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Moron Sauce

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A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!
by AEI-OR July 11, 2007
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Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019
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