Mormanistan

The middle-eastern nation from which mormans originate

go back to mormanistan!

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

Rick Moranis

A very tiny man often mistaken for a hobbit, pixie, or other minature mystical creature. Has made appearances in numerous blockbuster movies, but still has respect from a grand total of 0 people. He hosted Saturday Night Live once, I saw the episode and he sucked. He is often compared to the likes of Bob Saget and it is highly debated who is lamer. Since 1990, Moranis has starred in a slew of family films that try to have some sort of moral, although this moral is always: "Even if you are short, have a small penis, and glasses, you can still be liked by people." Pfft, I doubt that Rick, I doubt that; no one likes the small cocked, 75 pound kid with glasses. I will conclude with an excerpt from the Moranis movie "Little Giants": "Even if those Cowboys beat you 99 times out of a 100, that would still leave....." One time? No, because in real life those kids would have gotten destroyed by the obviously more superior Cowboys. Good job giving the kids false hopes of being successful in life dick face.

Small Cocked 75 Pound Kid: "Rick Moranis is my favorite actor."
*Readily beaten with blunt objects*

by Ralph Wiggum March 22, 2005

Mortalious

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".

I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.

by Tinz100 October 26, 2011

morganise

to compulsively organise a mess, turning disgusting mayhem and debris into orderly, sparkling, appropriately recycled cleanliness.

Hey Guys, I just got to work and there's already mess and garbage everywhere - who's going to morganise the sh*t out of this place?!

by pod-ite September 27, 2014

mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

by tyler August 13, 2003

mortagious

An outrageous mole on a rampage digging holes in anger trying to get the female specious to touch his little pecker. 80%. Likes to suck on tampons to quit smoking.

MOLE MAN, Mortagious

by george123456789101112131415181 May 13, 2009

mortalised

To make mortal.

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.

by Hector67 June 15, 2016