rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

Mortgage

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average home loan, generally 15 to 30 years, used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.

I heard Kenneth went to court last week thinking he was going to get off with a light sentence or even probation. With all the stuff he was into and all the trouble he's caused, I wasn't a bit surprised to hear the judge mortgaged his ass to the state penitentiary.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? December 3, 2021

Mortgage Whore

Someone who shops around for the best deal on every mortgage, regularly remortgages and pays off the mortgage asap.

Why isn't frank here?
He's at Prudential, he's such a mortgage whore.

by wibble October 5, 2012

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.

John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.

by OutTheBox September 13, 2020

mortgage

Another name for your wife or husband.

I'd better make this the last beer, it's time I got home to the mortgage.

by Jay Woo May 31, 2005

Reverse mortgage

When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage

When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage

by Amuzer the vandal December 17, 2017

mortilated

The point where you have drank so much alcohol you can no longer function properly

‘Aye bro look at Toby over there he can barely stand’
‘Yeah man he’s mortilated’

by BruningsSnag December 27, 2018