Morrissey 

GOD.

Morrissey created the universe in six days.

Morrissey by MorrisseyDisciple July 31, 2017

morrisseyism 

A man with a massive penis and huge brain

That man is a prime example of morrisseyism

morrisseyism by Massivewill August 7, 2022

alex morrissey 

the best guy ever.can make u laugh whenever u need it even if u dont want to. he is the cutest sweetest person ever. he will make your day everyday. Alex knows you more then you know yourself, he is always happy and smiling. he is smart and out going. He is amazing baseball player. HE IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE. everyone loves alex morrissey. And even tho his gf gets jelly sometimes he understands.

alex morrissey is the best person ever, did u see him playing baseball.

alex morrissey by alexlover5859 February 16, 2018

Pat Morrissey 

Pat Morrissey.

Pat Morrissey

Pat Morrissey by Debskelly1985 June 19, 2023

Marty “Party” Morrissey 

A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.

‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”

Marty “Party” Morrissey by martyparty101 June 6, 2020

Steven Patrick Morrissey 

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

Steven Patrick Morrissey by titty69muncher August 19, 2024