stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

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Modest! Management

Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.

Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!

Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.

by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013

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fish molester

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

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Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

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