mopper

A mopper is a guy with a long hair. The length can vary from just below the ears down to the shoulders.

Jack is a fit mopper

by mopperluver September 3, 2005

Moperish

A feeling of low energy, mixed with boredom, ennui and low mood.

I’m feeling kinda moperish.

She’s looking a bit moperish today don’t you think?

by WatrGirl September 6, 2018

Pro-Mopery

In favor of exposing yourself to a blind man.

Do you support mopery in your campaign? Yes, I am pro-mopery.

by Slim-Jim04 July 9, 2007

jizz-mopper

You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.

Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

mofery

1:- The undertakings of a mofe.
2:- A place where a mofe, or usually more, frequent.

1:- What mofery are you up to, this morrow?
2:- I'm not going to that club. It's a total mofery!

by Hefelumpman February 15, 2005

giz mopper

the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)

Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.

by paco_jerte May 13, 2006