[Dying Moose] 

A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.

Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!

[Dying Moose] by DaMayn December 9, 2008

Dead Moose 

Dead Moose is a form of horseplay usually participated in by a group of men. The term was made famous by the Eminem line:
"Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose/But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"
which references actor Tom Green humping a dead moose on MTV.

The game starts when one member of a group places their thumbs on their temples and stretches out their fingers, resembling a moose's antlers. The rest of the group follows suit and the last one to do so becomes the dead moose. The dead moose must immediately lie still on the ground, while the rest of the group dry humps them with vigour. The game is over when the humpers decide that the dead moose has been defiled enough.

Person 1: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 2: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 3: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 4:*Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 5: *Doesn't realize*
Person 1: DEAD MOOSE!
Person 5: *Lies still on the ground*
Person 1: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 2: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 4: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: Alright enough, we've been preponderated enough. The moose has been penetrated.

Dead Moose by YeastYeastBoi June 11, 2018

suck a big dead moose cock 

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.

esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.

suck a big dead moose cock by Rob Falla October 29, 2004

Dead moose's last shit 

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

Dead moose's last shit by Tadman October 15, 2012

Dirty moose 

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.

My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose

Dirty moose by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

dirty moose knuckle 

A fat chicks dirty pussy

Damn look her dirty moose knuckle

dirty moose knuckle by Anggelos April 7, 2015

Deuce ah Moose 

An intimate act that is performed by forming both hands in to the shape of Moose Antlers. To preform the act one is to approach their partner from the rear and firmly apply the Moose Antler Shapen Hands to their buttocks then, french that sweet meat.

You Deuce ah Moosen bastard

Deuce ah Moose by waughruds February 28, 2010