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Montessori Personality Disorder

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Parkway Montessori Middle School

this school is booty. the kids are wack and the teachers are rude. you are either a good or ghetto kid. although the school is wack UTS HELLA FUN!
by JUSTAFUCKINGPERSON November 9, 2019
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Mantress

Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.
by Sarafg December 15, 2011
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mantress

Human person come mattress.

A human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.
While I was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress
by Wilfma June 15, 2009
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montessori school

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.
9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.
by metalcoresmartass September 3, 2009
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Mooncrest

A former Departmetn of Defense housing project, now occupied primarily by whores, crackdealers, welfare recipients, etc...

Another name for this fine area is "Crack village" or Niggahood".

A typical Pittsburgh condo rents for about $800 a month. These go for about $400.
If you need to score a rock, just head to Mooncrest!
by JizimmieB April 2, 2008
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Lowcountry Montessori

Lowcountry Montessori is literally hell on earth. It is the worst school ever because you literally don’t learn anything. 90% of the people there are weird and none of the teachers are even real teachers. They’re so pathetic, they can’t even afford their own school bus or playground.
Lowcountry Montessori is so terrible. I hated that place so much, I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore. When that place shuts down, it will not be missed.
by meepmeep16 February 1, 2019
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