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moondancing

when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you dab with each thrust
van morrison came on while i was ass fucking becky so i started moondancing it was lit
by defchef1 December 20, 2018
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moondancing

Anal sex with an animal. more often with penguins and whales.
Luca went Moondancing with a penguin.
by Hyuga September 25, 2009
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Moon Landing

Getting that booty, being able to land on the moon(butt)
I am a booty warrior and I just stuck a moon landing!
by greenbean537 October 18, 2017
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moon landing

I have belonged to gyms in numerous cities and states. One thing is always constant, no matter how many people are in the locker room, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON, they have always picked the locker next to yours. So you have to dance around the changing bench and pull your clothes from your locker while looking as the butt of another guy you don't know. I have asked guys at so many different guys and no one has ever coined a phrase for this very common situation. Hence Moon Landing!
Blake was using the next locker to me, and we found ourselves doing a moon landing when we were changing.
by Derbykid December 19, 2021
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moon landing

The act of sitting down.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.
by sleepypie February 27, 2023
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Moon Landing

A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.

Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.

As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.

As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.

At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Me and my partner decided to stage a moon landing last night.
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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Moon Landing Tourism

The holy grail of lunar travel: actually setting foot on the Moon’s surface. While still purely speculative for private citizens, several companies have announced plans for moon landing tourism packages, including stays in pressurized rovers or inflatable habitats. The experience would include walking in one‑sixth gravity, collecting samples, and looking up at Earth from another world. The cost would be astronomical, and the risks high, but for the ultra‑wealthy adventure seeker, moon landing tourism represents the ultimate status symbol—the only thing rarer than a billionaire is a billionaire who has walked on the Moon.
Example: “The brochure promised moon landing tourism by 2030: a week on the surface, Earthrise every morning, and a certificate signed by the mission commander. Price: one private island.”
by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026
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