Moonbeams

An exclamation used when something is completely unbelievable or nonsense.

Marta: Did you hear that the president outlawed breathing?

Alexis: That's moonbeams!

by KerryF June 18, 2020

Moonbeam

A annoying overly talkative amateur disc golfer

"Just so you guys know, I'm a talker(moonbeam)"

by Bneezy82 October 19, 2020

Moonbeamz

#MOONBEAMZ is a #FYRE #CATLIKE #CHICKWITADIK born #MASTERWITCH with #MADSKILLZ, and can #VIRTUALLY #ABSOLUTELY #MASTER with #PURRFECT #PHYZIKAL, #MENTAL #AND/OR #DISCIPLINE, with a #DISGUSTINGLY #RIGOUROUS #SADHANA (#SPIRITUALPRACTICE in #DOUCHEBAG #GURUDBAAG #QUASIYOGA #RYANSPEAK. She will attempt with every #MANWOMANKID #to #REEL u in wit hurr #REELZ on da gram virtually toungue fcukn’ hurr own sister/daughter/disciple’s #PURRFECT #ASS in #BREATHTAKING #HOT “#TANTRIKA #YOGA” e.g. “INCREDIBLYHOTT” #CONTORTIONIST-like, #CIRCUS #FR33AK #ASANAS or “#YOGAPOSES.”
#ALOHA ~ #CYB3RNINJA 🖤🥷🏿🤙🏿

dbag #1: damn dawg u c dat Moonbeamz chick’z OnlyFanz?

dbag #2: nah dog, I’m a gay tranny faggot, I do not watch trash like that. #IDODONTLIKEUNLIKEGR33N3GGZANDHAM

🦓🦓🐆

by #BLANKA February 21, 2023

Moonbeamism

A religion dedicated to worshipping the king Benny (Benson) Boone and his wonderful lyricism, specifically displayed in his 2025 hit single, ‘Mystical Magical’.

‘Oh, I heard you turned to a new religion? What’s it called?’
‘Yeah - It’s called Moonbeamism!’

by Bensonbooner June 3, 2025

Moonbeam Ice cream

Noun/Verb

See definition: Soaking

Ashleigh and Elijah attended Brigham Young University and sheepishly asked Joseph to be their bed jumper when planning a moonbeam ice cream session together.

by Opossum Princess June 4, 2025

moonbeam icecream

a song made by the worst artist and i hate everyone who listens to that song and actually enjoys that bs

we all hate moonbeam icecream

by qwasixi July 19, 2025

Moonbeams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears hot pants, Daisy Dukes, or short shorts. When she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of her Daisy Dukes, hot pants, or short shorts, exposing the untanned areas of her butt, a form of mooning also known more specifically as moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moonbeams are poppin' out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025