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Montreal Expos

An extinct major League Baseball team that once played at Olympic Stadium in the beautiful city of Montreal.

Montreal is by far a better city than Toronto and the Expos desbite opperating on a fraction of the budget as the Blue Jays still produced interesting and respectable teams. Unfortunately the strike in 1994 pissed off a lot of Montrealers and the team lost their fan base. Many people also blame the inadequate stadium for their demise.

However you look at it, The Expos were a great asset to a great city and it is too bad Montreal has lost that dimension. Nevertheless Toronto is still full of worthless moneygrabing bastards and they will never have a city as cool as Montreal no matter what they do.
Lets go to the big O and see the Montreal Expos beat the shit out of the Braves.
by Scruff McDuff September 26, 2006
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Monstralia

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.
Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.
by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010
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Montreal Boys

Most montreal boys are typically fuckboy with curly hair that wear kappa or adidas. They live in montreal obviously. They like smoking weed and trying to act ghetto even tho their moms still drive them to school. They like wearing gucci fanny packs around their chest and throw up gang signs in their instagram pictures.
What’s your type?”

Montreal boys”
by y0urmom.com November 21, 2019
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Montreal Expos

Canada's first and favorite baseball team.
Better than the 'Jays'.
Better all-around club.
Expos--->a good orphan
Jays--->a spoiled rich chunky child
by eggbert December 23, 2003
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retardo montalban

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"
by karie May 7, 2003
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montreal

Please you ignorant buffoons, you wouldn't know a great city from your ass (I am of course talking mainly to Big K man, who i assume is not actually very big, if you know what i mean (wink wink), and Adam B).

I don't know if i can capture the essence of Montreal quite as well as Kazzie but i will try.

First of all let me point out to all those marjuana enthusiasts that although Montreal may have some of the "best weed" there is far more to this mammoth of a city then just that.

Montreal is not only internationally renowned for remaining at the height of fashion, pop culture and social atmosphere but it is also one of the most, if not THE most ethnically and culturally diverse cities in north america. As a montrealer i pride myself on the fact that unlike the melting pot that is the US, Canada and specifically Montreal welcomes (and does not judge) all races, religions and cultures, all of whom have thriving communities in Montreal. Those "frenchies" as Adam B so eloquently put it are just part of the unbelievable atmosphere that the officially BILINGUAL city of Montreal has to offer.

By the by, Montreal is also home to world renowned Mcgill Univeristy and of course to the greatest hockey team of all time...the MONTREAL CANADIENS!

So don't judge a book by its cover and certainly don't judge Montreal by the opinions of "Big" K man and Adam B as scholarly and dignified a definition as they may have wrote.
Not to mention Montreal DOES have the finest looking people in the world, and that is no exageration people.
by Davers May 14, 2006
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Montréal girls

Montréal girls are french ladies of North America:

They make love and party all night long, without the snorty french attitude.

Montréal girls want to be original and unique, opposite to Toronto girls who are all dress and behave the same way...
Montréal girls like their winter cold and their bed hot.
by lauzon.a March 13, 2011
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