Monticello

A town in Minnesota where there is so much to do yet nothing to do, people who live in housing developments are country because they wear camo or getto because they sag their pants, and where you can go to find a wonderful playground called Magic Kingdom... But that's torn down now, so this town has nothing to offer.

Dad: Wanna go to Monticello?
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else

by Monti Magic Man September 10, 2016

monticello

Home for people on welfar and crack heads. This town is so boring I would rather go cow tipping with a jew. No wonder young girls get pregnet and drugs are being used by so many people.Creating more and more crack heads.. This town is so sad.. I thought it had a chance when the casino opened...WRONG!!! all it did was make low income families even more broke... and let's face it people there are no jobs in monticello, noone can live on 8 or 9 dollars and hr..thats joke money... now as far as gangster... OOOOPPSS I mean wangsters in monticello.... please what a laugh if anything i'm glad that these kids at least want to be together and entertain themselves with stupid code name and gang signs in the air .. what do you expect in a ghost town like that..THESE WANGSTERS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF DRAMA CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO... IF I WAS TO MAKE CHANGES IN MONTICELLO THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS ASK JERRY THE HOMELESS GUY...( OK MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS SO I CAN BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE SECOND PLAYBOY MANTION NEXT TO IT... OH YEAH AND LET ME NOT FOR GET TO BUILD A SUBWAY SYSTEM... CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SEEING U WALKING!!) Oh by the way which reminds me they deffenetly need more resturants and a mall.. cause Walmart is getting played out.. well my fellow readers I leave you with this thought...MOVE OUT OF THIS TOWN!! Shout outs to Shaker Heights... I'm out!!

monticello will never have a reason for people wanting to go there.

by THE WISE GIRL January 18, 2008

montie

common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits

montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Mortized

The word one would use to describe a night of wine drinking, including beer and shots until the sun rises. This could also include a sharpie and half naked bodies. This is usually something that happens with two people of the opposite sex. Morning breakfast with beer, and bloody mary's, bandanas, and mall photo booths are also some activities to look forward to. The evening may possibly end with a game of basketball.

These past two days were soooo Mortized, but they were the most fun I have ever had!

by Aquanet February 24, 2009

monticello

adj- sux ass; really really gay; easy place to pick up ho's and way to much damn drama

Brian tried to pick up the ho in monticello but ended up being a strange looking guy. Brian was very satisified

by Jason Aldridge (SanJose Ca) January 12, 2004

monize

Monize is a beautiful, friendly girl. A Monize would probably be one of the most popular and friendly people you will ever meet. She will keep your secrets, she would be there for you when you are alone or sad. And, she would be the BFF of your life. If you ever run into a Monize, you should get to know them.

My best friend Monize is going to the movies with me when no one else would come.

by Rose Waker November 20, 2017

Monized

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Guy 1 " We need one soldier from the company to give up their flight back to the US, and stay in Afghan."

Moniz " Don't worry, you know it will be me."

Guy 2 " Don't worry there's 80 of us to chose from."

Guy 1 " We picked Moniz."

Guy 3 " Damn you just got MONIZED!!"

by NJMactual April 14, 2010