monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

The Mont

n)Is short for larchmont, a town in westchester county, which is right outside of NYC.

Matt: THE MONT BITCH.

by Konrad April 10, 2005

The Mont

1. abbr LARCHMONT
2. Town in Westchester County, New York, population ~6000
3. Home of the coolest mother fuckers around
4. Where the parties dont stop till 6 in the mornin

Lets blaze in The Mont, then head straight to the bars in New Ro

by ABJ March 21, 2005

Mont-Louied

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.

Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!

by noyc2013 October 26, 2013

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

Chill Mont

Meaning to tell someone to calm down or stop lying

Someone is telling a far fetched story that no one believes. You simply hit them with a "CHILL MONT".

by Princess ST May 16, 2008

messy mont

the act of eating ass and then cyphing with and uninformed squad

"yo brandon pulled a messy mont on us and we don't fuck with him anymore"

by thicc101 March 11, 2018