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Monstrostitute

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple
legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution
Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.
by The Atlanta PA January 24, 2008
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menstrattling

When you have sex with a girl on her period.
Carl was menstrattling Jess and it left a stain on his bed
by KYLE MF WHEELERZZZZ April 6, 2008
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monstrate

to show something true without yielding any knowledge of the cause, or without a logical basis or underlying tangible equation.

eymology: english "demonstrate", from latin "demonstrare," "to show completely", from de- (of, concerning) + monstrare (show)
A lot of people monstrate innate psychic abilities and even other psychics have no idea what's going on.

Monstrations are the exception to the norm, as science can explain nearly everything.
by Yatri Trivedi February 3, 2007
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monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started
-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"
by Bryan Tinsley April 5, 2008
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monstrostitute

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.
by Pythagorus Nelson IV December 12, 2007
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manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
eg: w loots - manstration
by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011
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