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uno momento

Jimmy: "PICK THAT SHIT OFF THE GROUND NOW!"
Lisa: "uno momento"
Jimmy: "YOUR SUCH A BITCH LISA!"
by daniellarusso:) October 31, 2019
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Bruh Momento

When you and your friends are playing CS:GO, and you already died in wingman so its left up to your friend, and he clutches the game with 1hp left, and Bruh Moment doesn't describe your excitement enough so you use Bruh Momento because you're a beaner
Friend: *One taps both of the enemies with a deagle across the map*

Friend 2: That was an absolute Bruh Momento
by Epic Gamer 01431 November 17, 2019
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Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!
by yellow garfield June 22, 2019
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Bruh Momento

The beaner way of saying “bruh moment” it is used when a dude says or does something stupid in the moment that they do it
The weird kid in class: can people see when there eyes are closed?
The cool kid that no one likes: bruh momento
by Halobeast123 September 8, 2019
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Gustav momento

"Gustav momento" is a describtion used to describe the mentally ill. It can also be used to describe someone who's abnormally loud around others, particually in school.

It's a word associated with the stereotype of loud and obnoxious people.
Person 1: *SCREAMS.*
Person 2: "Jenny stop that, you're being annoying and very stewpid."
Person 3: "Yeah that's a real Gustav momento."
by Guesswhoisyourmother123 February 22, 2022
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El_Bruh_Momento

Girl 1: OMFG ITS FUCKING El_Bruh_Momento HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY OF HAPINESS
Girl 2: LET MESUCK YOUR BIG THROBBING COCK El_Bruh_Momento
by El_Bruh_Momento September 29, 2020
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emo momento

Derived from the saying : uno momento. Emo momento is basically an emo moment. Its anytime you say or do anything that makes you seem like an emo kid, but its only temporary.
Kid 1: this song is depressing. The lyrics touch my soul at the deepest depths and make me want to bleed black.

Kid 2: wow dude. I think you just had an emo momento.
by Violet Jade July 12, 2010
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