molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy

omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!

by jelly rapest November 26, 2016

Mostestington

More than anything imaginable.

I love that girls ass Mostestington, it’s beyond amazing

by 5984 October 2, 2019

Molexting

Texting someone while in the nude, without their knowledge or consent.

I was molexting Kiki when I stepped out of the shower. She thought I was at work.

by Kiki94 April 9, 2011

Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.

Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."

by meismandi March 22, 2011

molusting

When freshly bared skin reveals one or several disgusting moles.

Usually Sarah is hot, but when we go to the beach she is a little molusting.

Joe: Hey, so did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave: Yeah, when she took off her shirt I was a little molusted, but I turned off the lights and ploughed anyways.

Victoria turned away in molust when Phil took off his shirt to work on his tan.

by Jacob4564 February 8, 2010

Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.

Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years

by yotaterds January 18, 2021

Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"

by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012