Ghetto Molasses

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

by nottz1223 October 23, 2011

Sweet Sticky Molasses

A way to say, “Oh my! Or “My goodness!”

Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”

by -Sunshine May 19, 2018

Arabian Molasses Trapeze

The dirtiest sexual act known to man

An Arabian molasses trapeze is so dirty it can only be performed by blind people

by Dbag126 August 6, 2009

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma August 13, 2015

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

sweet sassy molassey

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

Molasseswar

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

by Molasseswar May 22, 2009