Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

caveman molars

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007

Molang

Potato chip shaped creature with itty bitty ears and and itty bitty eyes and an itty bitty nose with itty bitty hands and itty bitty feet. They have very active social lives and eat constantly despite having no mouth that we can see.
They are very easy to draw.

cute

winsome

bunny

mythical

anime
molang

by Shee-Ra February 2, 2013

molastic

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)

"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."

by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

Molag Bal

The ruler of Coldharbor and the Daedric prince of fuckery .

Can’t wait to go to kill Molag Bal!

by Mr.MonopolyMan256 June 25, 2019

molahs

a word meaning goodbye in andrialand.

HISTORY:

A man was spotteth by ancienteth explorereth Andreth the Greateth. He fought for he right to say the swear word "Shalom", but Andreth the Greateth defeated him. The word molahs, the backwards version, is now used as a comforting saying of goodbye in andrialand.

Molahs my friends! I must reviseth, molahs!

by Linda Zingo June 4, 2020

Molag Ballin

Daedric Lord of dominating the court.

N'wah 1: Bosmer Bussy
N'wah 2: Molag Ballin

by nwah October 11, 2021