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muysterious

Very, very mysterious, especially where Spanglish is spoken.
Carlos was being muysterious about the paint job he had planned for his troca.
by insightstraight January 18, 2011
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Moistatious

The effect on women when they are being flirtatious which makes them moist
Candy: "I was flirting with this hot guy last night in the club, he was making me moistatious"
by Superbri July 15, 2015
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Mysterious Figure

Quite possibly the hardest, and most certainly the cheapest, boss in all of videogame history.
Making his first appearance in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, he was a mysterious hooded figure who wielded two ethereal blades and had the ability to two shot the player on the lower difficulty settings, and one shot the player on the highest.
His sheer damage output, coupled with his ability to start an attack mid combo due to teleportation, and his ability to literally be anywhere on the battlefield at any point in time, often to the point of being in two places at once, made his fight much harder than was necessary.
Couple this with the ability to create four copies of himself, cast the highest level spells in the game, and one-shot the player at any point and time and the battle became more a matter of "when" you would suffer defeat, as opposed to "if".
His subsequent appearance in Kingdom Hearts 3D was a mocking nod to his previous appearance, although not nearly as difficult, if defeated, he would rewind the battle all the way back to the opening camera with half of his health restored and force you to fight him again.
Due to his cheapness, he is definitely the cheapest boss in videogaming history, and ironically, quite possibly the hardest, said irony coming from the fact that the game itself is quite easy, even on the hardest setting.
Gamer A: "I beat the mysterious figure the first try with no damage at level 1!!"
Gamer B: *puts a gun to gamer A's temple* "QUIT LYING FAGGOT! IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS JUST TO BEAT HIM ONCE!!!!"
by Wolf Banderson July 26, 2013
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the mysterious stranger

The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.
"ohh baby you like that?"

"yeah i like thatttt"

--silence--

"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"

THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007
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Mysterious Skeet

while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.
Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"
by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006
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mysterious silence in the room

When a male friend comes knocking at another friend's bedroom door with full knowledge that he is in the room, but there is a mysterious silence. It is presumed that the friend was beating it.
David is in his room after taking a shower.
Richard: *Knocks on David's bedroom door*
David: *Mysterious silence in the room*
Richard: *Comes back out to the car* I knocked on David's door, but there was no response. I think he's beating one off.
by lolwhoami August 13, 2010
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Mysterious Road Companion

While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.

A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.
Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.
by Chavin November 28, 2009
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