rhombus your mombus

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction

Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad

by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007

Mimblewimble

To win on epic proportions. To be awesome, and otherwise totally and completely amazing beyond belief.

That mimblewimble over there totally just kicked my ass at life and proved to the world that the cake does indeed exist.

by Deviantartist December 31, 2008

BLACK MOMBA

to take your penis and slap somebody in the face with it

Dude! Last night i totally black momba'd you when you were sleeping!

by BWAY! October 4, 2004

Moirbees

a man with a very small penis who take great delight in showing it to everyone he knows. he likes to swifty people at random, and is liable to accuse you of being gay as he shags a man.
he finds girls with the name melvin very sexy, and will not hesitate to jump on top and smurf any sleeping big ass black men he see's, and this includes any homeless men.

Damn, that moirbees has a needle dick
i know, he swiftyed me once with no lube
OUCH!! DAMN!
and he smurfed me
unlucky dude!!

by Mark "kinky bastard" johnson December 3, 2006

Mimbola

In the soccer myths and legends there was once a man named Mimbola who practiced soccer up in the Himalayas and might be still there to this day. The story goes that there was once a little boy who liked to play soccer but had severe autism but all he needed were his legs to move, he played and played and played soccer even when he was sleeping but never stopped but there was one catch, he couldnt pass the ball nor could he score, so his teammates will be yelling "PASS THE BALL MIMBOLA!!!!", "PASS THE BALL!!!!!" , and he was either deaf or just plain retarded

PASS THE BALL MIMBOLA!!!!!

by Mimbola April 11, 2021

Moibulant

An adjective to describe something good, often wet, succulent, moist, or an object that makes you think "I shouldn't stick my dick in that but god it'd feel good". Like when hot meat comes out the oven and has a hole cut in the side and is all shiny and wet.

"Fuck bro, that gussy looks moibulant as fuck"

by RHY-ON December 4, 2021

mombian

When a woman has kids and lets herself go by cutting her hair in an uber-short, low-maintenance coiff and begins dressing primarily in her husband's clothing or old sweats

Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" was really cute before she morphed into a mombian

by LindoLikesWords June 29, 2009