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Bette Midler

When performing oral sex, a man (or woman) spreads the vagina and proceeds to blow directly into it. Also known as the "Wind Beneath My Wings."
When he gave me the Bette Midler, I knew it was true love.
by Mark & Lindsey June 17, 2004
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moigle

verb. To hold a pet past the moment when it wants to go.
Too much affection, as in, to moigle your cat until it gets annoyed and goes away.

Harmless though annoying physical affection; when it becomes too much for the recipient it becomes moigling.
"Stop moigling the cat!"
"Leave me alone; don't moigle me!"
by 1Beetle March 1, 2013
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Bette Midler

Born 1 December 1945, Bette Midler is the most icnredible female singer/actress/comedienne/performer the world has known.
I would sell my Louis Vuitton collection for tickets to Bette Midler's concert.

Bette Midler is much better than Barbra Stresisand. And everybody knows it.
by cseim June 14, 2008
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MoiLeD

The word that best defines to fuck some one up on call of duty or kill them
yeti: hey Jontae did u see that quick scope

jontae: Ya u moiled him
by YETItheCHICKEN July 30, 2010
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Moodle

A Moodle is a disembodied gremlin with arms but no legs. It never smiles and is often crying, possibly due to failing all online quizzes. It's face is always always serious and sad. Although he constantly cries, there are no tears. His face looks something like this: ಠ_ಠ . He walks around by using his arms to manipulate stilts with webbed flippers on the end of them.

The moodle is not capable of coherent speech. Instead, it mumbles to itself, using words like VSEPR, NU, Lambda and other incoherent terms to express its' thoughts and feelings. That is, if it had any. The Moodle's mind has gone to mush after recent chemistry and physics test. He is usually confused, seen wandering the 7A wing.
Guy 1: Hey dude what the hell was that
Guy 2: That's a moodle
Guy 1: It must have gone insane after the last test.
by zztop1 November 17, 2010
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Modle

Modle
You wanted to acces your Maynooth University Moodle page, but fucked up and missed an O and typed Modle. Now your here out of curiosity. You know as well as I do that this NEEDED to be done
by Cormoran March 20, 2019
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Moiler

They whom perform a task with great gusto.

One who does something "as much as they can"
I'm a beer moiler! - To refer to one drinking as much beer '...as I can!'.
by Glyn August 15, 2003
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