Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.

Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.

by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016

naked molerat

Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.

Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!

by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

mogglerised

The state of being paralysed from the scalp up by over exposure to uhu glue.

He's had it nurse, totally mogglerised.

by cactuscat September 17, 2006

Moogler

1. To borrow something unbelievably awesome which is hard to find

2. To tame or benefit from a 'moogle' expertly (cat like creature in world of warcraft)

James always finds cool stuff, he is such a moogler.
Kim you moogler, I wish I found that. (affectionate)

by JimJam2256 November 20, 2011