Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.

I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011

Westside Modesto

Westside Modesto is one of the most Ghetto parts of Modesto California but also one of the most funniest places you can be on a Saturday night because its 5 partys on each street so the police don't even care and they don't shut it down only if its shooting or fights which happens sometimez also Modesto High is in Westside Modesto in out there you'll still see hella scrapers,Dudez goin hyphy just like East Oakland but this is a big gang area for Surenos,Nortes and crips so be careful what colors you wear but other than that Westside Modesto is the place To be on A boring saturday with nothing to do...

Yesterday i went to a smackin party in Westside Modesto

by Modestokid209 June 15, 2009

San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 30, 2022

Glorious Modesto

A dope town in Central Valley California where rap star's grandma's celebrate their 100th birthdays in style and other glorious things are happening!

Yo, it's my gramama's bday soon. I'm gonna take her out for a Glorious Modesto celebration.

by Kpin10 December 1, 2018

Modest Pelican Gaming

Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.

Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.

by Hob Nobben May 10, 2019