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rocko's modern life

A hilarious cartoon that for some gay ass reason got canceled. But it was one of the funniest ever.
Rocko's Modern Life didn't "pwned" or "owned" you fucking douche bag it ruled.
by Corb November 6, 2006
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Modern Warfare 2

America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.
Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....
by Keegor Sweet December 12, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2.5

A game published by Activision which is a simple "copy-and-paste" stand-alone game. The graphics and physics engine for this "new" and "improved" game are "phenomenal", with little to no improvement in comparison of the Black Ops engine. Many people are fooled by the official label of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", but most gamers recognize that the game was just half-assed and only minor adjustments were made.

Everybody knows that this game should have been a 40 USD expansion, the same way people thought Halo 3:ODST should have been an expansion for Halo 3 (original).

People often confuse this game with Modern Warfare 2. Hence, the name Modern Warfare 2.5
"Hey man, do you want to jump onto that MW3?"

"Naw dude, I'm getting on Battlefield 3 and then Halo bro! Screw that Modern Warfare 2.5!"

"Dawg, you right! I'm gonna play with you hold on real quick!"
by Basilman212 November 10, 2011
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Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008
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Modern Warfare 2

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011
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modern day classic

noun
1. A film from the "modern" era of cinema, usually post 1970, that is considered to be a seminal work of direction, acting, plot, and/or theme. In short, a kick ass movie.

2. A person whose outstanding good taste and character are deserving of a classification akin to a really great movie.

3. An annoying compliment paid over and over again by drunk TRLA lawyers who are also UT Law graduates to their co-workers at the annual organization meeting.
1. Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, and Snatch are all considered modern day classics...

2. My boy Alberto Mesta Jr. is a modern day classic...

3. Beto: Dude, you know XXXX, dude XXXX is a modern day classic...
Tino: Dude, I know, and I'm gonna drink to that shit!
by nacotaco January 31, 2005
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Modern gaming

The phase of the gaming industry where quality has been destroyed for trash games that are obsessed with realism fucks over the player with microtransactions that only ruin the games. Nintendo, the company that single handedly saved gaming from Atari and the ones with the most imaginative games is reduced to handhelds and forced to never reach their full potential until the industry is overthrown. People who failed in the movie industry are rushing into the so called games industry to write their stories despite having no game design knowledge or having an idea to blend gameplay and story perfectly like in portal 2. devs think games can be art when gaming as an medium can surpass mere art. Developers have no creative freedom and are merely forced to work 75-120 work weeks to make the businessmen on top who never even grew up with gaming money in there pursuit of greed there are virtually no games that are made for all ages scene youngsters have become an afterthought.

The industry is already facing judgment from ponstory games anyways so why even care about this gay industry, soon all games will be proved to be simulators with gameplay elements because of ponstory games awaking and after the judgement the gaming industry will begin a new with the developer's working on real games. We are in the gaming end times so let the industry face the plagues of pon so that gamers are released from there stranglehold these greedy publishers.
Other people: Modern gaming sucks man.
Me: just let ponstory games detroy the industry
by TheScreamingGamer January 20, 2020
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