nose mittens

Vaginal lips, labia - usually with a little fuzziness...

Going down on her, Timmy was please to find that Jenny had a fine pair of nose mittens for him to enjoy.

by Tom O. December 5, 2007

Mittens

A lovable nickname for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Just can't relate to the crowd tonight...poor Mittens, maybe he'll do better tomorrow.

by Slap Fappy July 26, 2012

mittens

Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!

Jammy is SO mittens ^_^

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010