Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.
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Often admired and reveared.
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Often admired and reveared.
Unique is a one word definition for this name.
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The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
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