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Mississippi Flush

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.
Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.
by St Pete card player December 17, 2011
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Mississippi Grind

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.
I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...
by Bog-man July 10, 2016
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Mississippi Queen

The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.
"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"

"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"
by Regular Show Bro August 22, 2020
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Mississippi WaffleHouse

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.
by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015
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mississippi birdbath

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008
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Mississippi Rumbler

When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.
Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?

Dalen: No I haven't.

Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!

Dalen: Oh man!
by The Mississippi Rumbler November 12, 2009
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Mississippi Flip

A hairstyle that covers most of the forehead and flips up at the end. Popular among upper-middle-class white males from Mississippi, ages 16 to 25, who have straight hair. Also resembles a reverse mullet, where the party is in the front and a more business-like approach in the back.
The fraternity pledge carried a can of dip and wore a Mississippi flip.
by JamesinMadison May 25, 2007
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