Mirror

Another world that has one of its special agents disguised as you to block you from getting in your so ugly everyone will get Ebola from looking at you and die

Person: wow what if the only reason we can't travel through mirrors is because our reflection is accidentally in our way trying to get to this world.....

Mirror: no you dip shit we do this on purpose to protect our population from the ugly beasts that could come through *cough cough you cough cough*

*person sobs on floor*: y-you di-didnt have t-to be s-so h-harsh!!!!

by MEME FUCKING LORD December 19, 2018

the Mirror

Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.

Typical editorial stance:

1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!

"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."

by hgdkejdjkl October 22, 2015

mirror

what ugly people look at 100 times a day to see if they look ne betta, no it doesnt work, my brother has tried it already

Im going to look in the mirror and see if i look any better

by Mic August 5, 2004

Mirror

A mirror is a thing you can see your reflection in. The ugliest things can be seen through it

A mirror reflects

by A H A H SISOSNCBFIOWS December 2, 2018

mirrorical

A writing style liqened to that of a mirror, liqe a mirror. Reflecting, synonymous, liqe. A word or a pair of phrases technically different in text, though resounding with similar, if not exact sonic qualities.

I: A Fall/ Awful
II: Come, promise me/Compromize me
III: Mirrorical/Mere Oracle

by vjesci April 11, 2007

Mirrorism

Filtering infromation for the public eye designed for profiting. American government policy designed by George Bush.

Mirrorism filtering information for the public eye, designed for profiting, your neighbor what a guy.

NO MORE BUSHES IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

by protagonistofatragedy666 May 2, 2010

mirror

Anything with a vague reflection of your self-image.

Constantly looking at a mirror won't make you look better.

If you truly want to see yourself, don't use a mirror, use a camera.

by we found a problem October 23, 2007