Michalina

Pronounced Mee-ha-lee-na.
Apparently, the name means ‘Someone like a god’, and barely anybody knows how to pronounce it when first seeing/hearing the name.
Some mispronunciations I have heard include:
Michael-eena, Mish-a-leena, Mitch-a-lee-na, Mick-a-lee-na, McKayla (???), Macarena (?!?!?!), Macaroni (?!?!?!?!?!?!), and Mee-ha-le-na.

Dude: So, er, Micka—
Michalina: It’s pronounced Mee-ha-lee-na.
Dude: I’m assuming your name is Polish?
Michalina: No, it’s Michalina.
*generic laugh track*

by MiaHasAHardName May 22, 2022

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Michaling it up

The process of continuing a story or a train of thought that starts with a bullshit point. The bullshit keeps pilling up.

Bro you're michaling it up, stop.

by Alex Carter February 26, 2017

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Mingaling

When a Chinese man has a gigantic penis that flops around.

That guy I fucked last week had a HUGE mingaling!

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Manhaling

1. When a man walks in a room and sucks all the air out, stifling all the women in the room. See patriarchy.

2. A man breathing heavily in a woman's ear.

1. I wish John would stop manhaling and leave room for women to breath.

2. Carl is such a creep, his manhaling sounds like Darth Vader is is perving behind me.

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