low mileage

a) When a vehicle hasn't been very far.

b) When something is very new.

"Wow, that hearse has a low mileage!"

by Goushuu-Jin October 9, 2003

Ass mileage

The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini

“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 27, 2021

Mileage Whore

A person, typically in consulting, who will go out of their way and often inconvenience others to fly the same airline and gain the most miles while flying from Point A to Point B.

"Neil is such a mileage whore, we routed through Denver with a 3 hour layover to go from Chicago to New York just so he could get to Premier Executive status. But I have to admit...those cheese sticks and crackers in the Red Carpet Club made me want to be a whore."

by Ludicrasity October 18, 2008

Snatch Mileage

How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.

Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"

by Shady Hady January 15, 2009

low mileage

A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.

My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.

by Container October 7, 2003

gas mileage

The amount of dip a dipper gets per tinski.

Frank gets good gas mileage because he takes little dips. Kevin has very bad gas mileage because he throws in the biggest womps in the bnc.

by kev69wells May 12, 2011

banana mileage coefficient

coefficient representing the ratio of the number of times the word "banana" is spoken to distance traveled in a day, expressed in miles.
Proposed for physics and mathematics by Sean "Day9" Plott.

"There are many utterly useless coefficients in physics, like the "Banana Mileage Coefficient", which is useful for absolutely nothing, except wild rabbit trails.

by Breowleh February 4, 2013