rebekah mikaelson

A sassy beautiful old vampire, that is often used by people that mistake her kindness for weakness.

Damon: did you see how i fooled her? she thinks i'm in love with her!
Rebekah Mikaelson: kills Damon

by heretic:cobrakai October 4, 2020

McKean's Law

Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."

Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.

by Fungibles August 20, 2011

McKean

A small town in Erie County that sometimes you just wonder why it even exists. It’s located not far from Fairview and most of the people that live in McKean are either depressed or elderly. There is no stores in McKean, if you wanna go to Walmart you have to drive 20 minutes to Edinboro. They have the best fucking pizza though called McKean Pizza. In McKean traffic lights don’t exist, all they have is Stop signs which people rarely ever stop at.

I went to McKean and it was depressing as hell.

by theguythatlivesineriepa December 10, 2019

Mikael Akerfeldt

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

by Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax September 30, 2008

Kol Mikaelson

The guy everyone in TVD and TO needs to listen to and a super funny guy.

Kol: *hits damon with bat*
Damon: OW
Kol: Relax, darling, I just want us to be even!
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Kol: DON'T GET THE CURE, SILAS WILL KILL ALL OF YOU
Rebekah: Silas is just a fairy tail to make children eat their veggies!
*2 episodes later*
Silas: *Nearly kills all of them*
Kol: *im so freaking done with you*
EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO Kol Mikaelson

by teamKol December 8, 2020

MikaFreak

MikaFreaks are huge fans of Lebanese-American pop singer, Mika. they are generally nice people that hate homophobes and like people with curly hair.

oh, look at that mob of MikaFreaks over there!

by lalaluluthemikafan September 17, 2016

Mikaela

A sweet, loving, goofy friend who will always have your back. She's really pretty and an amazing dancer/singer. She will never let you down and will always make your day. She loves animals and will always pet a dog if she sees one. She loves her friends and family with all her heart. She also has the most beautiful smile and laugh. If you have a Mikaela, never let go.

Person one: Who's that pretty girl over there?
Person two: That's Mikaela. She's super sweet.

by YourFriend1498 June 25, 2018