Midge

an annoying little shortass

Midge!!

by Kins March 25, 2003

Midg

1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).

That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.

by ScibWriter July 20, 2009

Midg

N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.

V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.

Midg, Midg 'im!

Haha. You got midged. Just like i midged your mom last night. *humping motion*

by The Angel Klaus May 5, 2004

midge

1. a small person; a "petit garcon" of sorts.

2. a person that has small appendages and abrupt movements.

"Boy, Anthony is sure looking like a midge today!"

by Mr. Smidgens March 10, 2008

Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

Midge

Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.

"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper

by DiazepamLedger August 29, 2008

midge

To smell like poo.

What is that smell? Midge? Dayum.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003